Real vs. Reality

DAY ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN: The Pauper Escapes Reality

One of the biggest issues I have dealt with in my exploration since starting at Second City has been pursuing my dreams.  (But Hannah, that's what this blog is about.  Let's try to be a little more original and less obvious.)  But not pursuing in the physical sense.  Not writing more.  Not quitting my irrelevant job.  Not performing.  I'm talking about the mental roadblock that comes from being raised in a world where being a realist is the only way to logically navigate life.

But reality is boring.

How many times have you thought, "Man, if they made a reality show out of my life, it'd be nothing but marathoning Scandal and spending 10 minutes picking out the pint of Ben and Jerry's I want to binge on whilst I binge."  There is a reason reality television is fabricated.

Reality is boring.

As for the scripted entertainments, they make the doldrums much more interesting.  Joseph Gordon-Levitt is really upset that Zooey Deschanel broke his heart.  Let's montage day-drinking and pajama wearing and set it to a catchy little Spoon tune.  (From here on out, Spoon can only refer to their music as "Spoon tunes".)  It's fun to watch other people's misery on screen, and it can even look endlessly fascinating to watch a week in the life of an unmotivated Jason Segel culminating in a staff-pounding Lord of the Rings rage burst.  But when you are doing it yourself, well...

It's boring.

Aside from basic essentials of biologic life (food, water, air), what do we need to survive?  Because, let's face it, spending day in and day out cooped up in your apartment eating, drinking, and breathing does not a life make.  So what else do we have?  Companionship?  Sure.  Without human contact, we have no one with whom we can share our highs and our lows.  But that puts the cart far before the horse.  Because how can we have highs and lows without what I believe is the most important non-biological element of human life: dreams and ambition.

If we live our lives firmly planted in obtaining the most tangible elements, we are denying ourselves the pleasures of pursuit and reward.  I wrote an entry in December about the hopelessness of hope that is fabricated by many films.  But two months later, I'm here to quash that idea.  Hope is the fuel we need to pursue our dreams.  If I don't hope that one day I will be a famous writer, then it will never happen.  In the same way that I used to watch romantic comedies and hope that one day a prince charming figure would sweep me off my feet, I am now able to watch excellent pieces of cinema and hope that one day it will be mine that people ogle over.  I have to hope because the moment that hope dies, the ambition and the dream die with it.  Because in that moment, I succumb to reality.

And reality is boring.

For Every Leader...

DAY ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY: The Pauper Resumes

To say that life has its ups and downs is not only obvious, but such a cliche that it has no purpose in a writer's blog.  But to ignore my blogging absence also has no place.  So to be brief: life has had its downs.

When I started this blog, I swore it would not devolve into Livejournal like updates about my mood.  So I will simply gloss over my absence by saying, life has been difficult on a personal level.  But to gloss over would forfeit the benefit of honesty.

People who write about depression in a captivating way deserve some sort of Pulitzer.  It's difficult to toe the line between self-serving and honesty.  And I don't pretend to believe I can do so without falling into the latter.  So all I will say is that, Chicago winters (especially this one) deserve a special place in Hell for what they do to people's psyches.

Now that's out of the way, where do I begin?

While "Damn It, Janet" resurfaced during Chicago's 13th annual Sketchfest, I met someone whom I bonded with enough to start a professional writing relationship.  And today, while working on a treatment for our screenplay and on a two week respite from drinking, I realized my new dependency: writing.

This is a funny revelation to anyone reading a blog about someone who quit her job in September to pursue her dreams of writing.  But you never realize what you need in life until you hit your bottom and are salvaged.  Today, I was salvaged by working on a treatment for a screenplay.

The high I got from being creative was far more powerful than alcohol or pity.  In the midst of winter sickness and woman troubles, I some how dug myself out.  And through the power of creation, I was able to find myself the happiest I have been in 2014 on none other than February 14th.

But for some people, being a self-starter doesn't cut it.  And I won't pretend to be one of those people.  Not yet.  Not while I'm starting out.  Maybe one day.  But for right now, I'm dependent on the bottle.  The bottle of dependency.  And that dependency is looking to someone else to kick my ass into gear in order to feel better.  Because there's no better high than personal validation.

A Picture's Worth a Thousand Thoughts

DAY ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-THREE: The Pauper Gets Nostalgic

Photographs are a beautiful thing.  They capture a moment.  It could be something that means very little to us (as evident through the many selfies that bely the Internet.)  Or they can mean everything.  They can help us remember a time that we cherish, or in retrospect, a time filled with melancholy.

I've spent the evening looking at pictures.  I looked at pictures my father took of my dog's last moments on this earth.  I petted the screen like an insane person, hoping to retain the meaning my dog brought me while he was present in more than photographic terms.  I looked at pictures of pure happiness with someone who means the world to me.  And I looked at pictures of my parents clutching a baby version of myself... relatively new to the idea of parenthood, not fully sure of the future it would bring, but sure of the love that encapsulated them.

I looked at these baby pictures of myself.  Taken before memory both blessed and betrayed me.  And for the first time, I saw the story beneath.  I saw two people who have given me stories of life.  People who have told me of the fears of being parents.  The rockiness of relationships past that lead them to each other.  The turmoil they faced as a couple.  And the result of making it work.  I see myself as an innocent.  A child not yet tainted by the inner deviousness of the world.  A child whose mission that day is to pop the bubblegum of one of two beings she cherishes the most.  The most?  Try at all.  A child whose pure joy comes from the love the surrounds her.

And then I come back to the present.  Life is no longer based on the most purest of joys.  We question every action we take.  We sulk in moments of joy because we hope that there are bigger and better moments to follow.  We become our own worst enemy.

But this is growing up.  Pictures capture our memories, but they are meant to do only that.  Some times, we stare into the abyss of photography, hoping to grab ahold of the feeling we had at the moment it captured.  But the truth is, moments are fleeting.  They cannot continue forever.  Photos will be there to remind us that life is worth living.  And that we have lived in a moment worth capturing forever.  And if you are lucky, you will always be able to look back on those moments and smile.  Even if they span beyond your reach of memory.

Auld Lang Syne

DAY ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN: The Pauper's Fairy Tale

It's New Year's Eve*, an adoptive day of reflection over the calendar year.  Was it satisfying?  What did I accomplish?  What did I not accomplish?  Will the next year be better?  Who did I lose?  Who did I gain?  What did I learn?

Certain years of our lives have such monstrously important events in them that we can use said event to define the whole year.  2007 will forever be the year I studied abroad and befriended some of the most important people in my life, people who made me feel comfortable with myself for the first time.  1999 was the year I moved to Maryland, and sunk into a dark place that defined most of my teenaged years.  But it's also the only way that 2005 meant the year I graduated from high school and moved to Chicago to begin college.  Without the lows that 1999 brought, I would never be where I am today.  It's the lows that often define who we are.

Except in 2013.

Let me backtrack to 2012.  Thus will begin my modern fairy tale.  In 2012, I struggled with getting over someone I cared for very much.  As a result of getting over him, I spent quite a bit of time bed-hopping during the summer.  Proudest moment?  Well, it's not quite how I felt when winning a theater scholarship in front of the entire audience for Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, but it's maybe a close 2,586th.

During this string of empty hook ups, I revisited the films Before Sunrise and Before Sunset.  As I searched for meaning and purpose in my life, I watched these films and hoped with all my heart that I could just have what Celine and Jesse had for one brief night.  Something that would reaffirm an idea that got lost in the shuffle of rejection and casual sex: That I'm awesome.

About a week later, I went to Lollapalooza as a fifth wheel.  My roommate's sister was in town, and a couple from high school was staying with me for the weekend.  It became apparent on day one that I would have to embark on my own throughout the weekend if I wanted to see everything I wanted to see.  (Sidebar: when you have been single for your entire life, selfishness is hard to ditch.)

When the final day of the festival rolled around, I received a text from the man I spent all summer trying to fuck out of my mind.  Not really digging the whole Sigur Ros style, my friends had left me alone to contemplate this message.  So I spent about 15 minutes of this gorgeous show searching for him to no avail.  We decided to try and meet up for the night's final show, Jack White.

I had reconvened with my fivesome for the penultimate show of Florence and the Machine on the opposite side of the park.  Not being a major fan, but dying to get a good spot for Jack (and feeling confident I wouldn't end up alone), I hightailed it out relatively early and ended up on the fence at Jack White.  Perfect viewing spot.  More perfect than I could have imagined.

I tried contacting my crush, but phone reception morphed into a mythical creature.  Getting reception to send a text was like trying to spot The Loch Ness Monster.  I knew I was to meet him at the spot he was in for Sigur Ros, but I never figured out where that was.  So I stayed.  I stayed there, and the next year of my life changed irrevocably.

A drunk man named Keith began asking me why I was alone.  Having no one else to talk to, I obliged his drunkenness.  He then started talking to the girls in front of me, the guys behind me, and finally, the solo man next to me.  When he started talking, I heard the British accent and knew I probably needed to talk to this guy as well.  I found out he was on a road trip across the United States until October, and we started talking about travel.  Apparently, Keith picked up on something maybe neither of us did, because he remarked that he had made a love connection.  The two of us blushed and continued talking.  We spent the night watching Jack White perform a kick ass set.  When it was over, we made our ways out together and decided to ditch the crowd at the local red line stops and head south.  We talked about our lives.  He told me about his road trip, how he was in a band back home, how he had just gotten producer credits for a movie his friend made - you know, pretty much everything I could possibly want.  I told him how I was about to begin writing classes at Second City, my cancelled plans for teaching English in Spain, and most importantly, how my parents had just moved to London.

When you get so caught up in a conversation that you never want it to end, everything around you becomes a blur.  I didn't feel like I was walking so much as moving my legs in sync with his.  After about an hour of walking, we realized we had gone much further than a stop or two away from the crowd.  It was his last night in Chicago, and I had friends at my apartment leaving in the morning whom I wanted to say goodbye to.  So begrudgingly, we ended our Before Sunrise night of connection and we headed to the train, exchanged emails, and said goodbye.

Over the course of the next few months, we became pen pals.  He would regale me with stories of his travels that I got to live vicariously through while slaving at my nine to five.  I got to practice some of my writing by trying desperately to make him laugh with clever and well-crafted emails.  And come December, we were planning a day to spend together while I was in London.  It ended up being one of the last days I was in town due to Christmas travel plans on our ends.  So we planned to spend December 30th walking around London.

Though my stomach often felt like it was going to fly out of my throat as I waited for him to pick me up, all my nerves flushed out of me when I greeted him at the door.  That same sense of calm and comfort washed over me, and we headed out for some lunch.

I've talked about perspective before, and how you often need someone's help to get you to see even the most obvious things.  That conversation at lunch became a turning point in my life.  As I listened to him talk about how much he loved the work he does, I thought about how little I could add to the subject.  You weren't supposed to like work.  People are always miserable at work.  But you suck it up and do it because you have to be responsible.  But he told me something that stuck in my craw and wouldn't budge: "You are at your job for the majority of your life.  Why would you allow yourself to be miserable for the majority of your life?"

If I was a cartoon character, a little thought bubble with a light would have just clicked on.

We spent the rest of the day doing what we do best, walking and talking, and then decided to throw in the added pleasure of stopping into pubs for a drink every now and then.

But we had a deadline.  His final train to his home would leave at midnight.  I knew that I so badly wanted more out of this than just friendship, but when an ocean separates two people, it's difficult to gauge the situation.  So finally, with about two hours left and a few drinks in me, I recommended we just grab some beers and sit in a park.

I remember watching an episode of Grey's Anatomy some time in the second or third season when it was still appointment viewing for my late-teenaged self.  I genuinely liked it, but it reached a point of cloying awfulness when this scene happened and everyone thought it was the sweetest and most romantic thing in the world. But it was just written to appeal to the type of girl who went on to bigger and more nauseating things.

First kisses, last kisses.  If you can remember every detail about anything outside of that feeling, then you aren't living in the moment.  I don't remember how he smelled or what we said right before it happened.  I know that I felt pure happiness sweeping across my body.  I know that felt like a kiss that had five month's worth of build up instead of five minute's.  A kiss of pure investment from both parties.

After my nihilistic summer, I had taken a personal vow of celibacy for the foreseeable future.  And considering I've encountered few men who wanted anything more than that out of me, the offer to spend the night together scared me.  But a funny thing happened on that park bench in Green Park.  He told me he didn't care about that.  He just wanted to spend as much time as humanly possible with me.  It was a foreign feeling; finding a man who genuinely cared about me.  Foreign, but welcomed.

Once I returned to the States, we faced a conundrum.  We've spent about 24 hours in each other's company, we live thousands of miles away from each other, but neither of us wants to say goodbye.  So we emailed.  We got to know each other through our words, as we had been doing before.  But this time around, we added in Skype.  Rarely did a conversation last less than three hours, and by my count, the longest we spoke was around six hours in one session.  He made plans to come out here in May.  So we made due.  He began encouraging me to start applying for jobs that would utilize my creativity.  He fixed up my resume, prepped me for interviews, and most of all, he enlightened me.  I didn't see much of my professional worth, but he did.  He gave me perspective on myself, and that's worth everything.

We continued to talk after his May trip.  My head filled with ridiculous post-coital ideas about trying to go to grad school in London.  Find myself a new career path while getting to spend actual time with someone I care about to see if this was real or some blissful semi-annual encounter.

But as the weeks went on, I stepped off of cloud nine and faced reality.  I had my first show open that summer, and it felt like a waste to throw that away to try and start over again in a strange city.

And then August happened.  The fateful error that occurred at work.  I texted him as I was on the verge of up and quitting my job out of blameless rage.  Of course, one of the problems with long distance isn't just the actual distance, it's the time zone issue.  So the next morning, I got a response to set a Skype date before work.  We discussed my options sensibly.  And it came down to this: If I do the budgetary math, can I support myself enough to quit my job?  I spent the day working it out, and realized I could.

And the rest, my friends, is detailed in this blog.  So I'll spare you the retread.

With my recent life changes, having an undefinable, long distance symbiosis became harder to handle.  When change occurs, it can be a very lonely place.  You lose people you care about.  It takes awhile to settle into a new groove.  And you don't always feel as confident as when you were boasting about your impending plans.

But you're always alone in this life.  If you exist completely co-dependently, then how do you get through change?  How could you possibly move forward if you don't keep at least a little bit of yourself just for you?

People are going to come in and out of your life and pepper it with good and salt it with bad.  But if you allow yourself enough perspective, you can regulate what goes into your mash.

A couple days ago, I ended my symbiosis.  What does that mean?  I don't think either of us knows exactly.  But I had reached a point where I needed to focus more on myself, and when I care about someone, that is rarely something I can accomplish.  But for what it's worth, I met someone who made me believe in myself again.  Now I just have to go out and prove it.

2013 began a real life fairy tale.  I met prince charming, and he tore me out of an unlivable life.  But just because I no longer have my prince charming doesn't mean the fairy tale is over.  In fact, it's just beginning.  When do all fairy tales end?  When dreams come true.

*This post coming to you a day late thanks to the realization that I was going to be late for work.

[Wo]man's Best Friend

DAY ONE HUNDRED AND NINE: The Pauper Says Goodbye

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”  - Josh Billings

In my last post, I lamented the loneliness of Christmas and the hopelessness it can bring.  I closed my post with a quip about watching Blue Valentine and the poor dog that dies in it.  Not two minutes after posting, I received a call from my mother telling me that on Christmas Eve, they were going to put down my 16-year-old dog, Sparky.

Unable to think properly, I had to hang up the phone, allow myself to break down, and then call my mom back.  This now being Christmas, and about 17 hours since he has passed, I am going to indulge myself via blog and eulogize my baby.

It's a weird feeling to carry when a beloved pet has passed.  It's understandable to be upset when a beloved human passes.  It's a human life, after all.  But as I walked into work today, I had to carry the burden of pain without the relief of being able to call off work.  It's just a dog.

It's not just a dog.

I don't have a lot of memory of my childhood - a truth brought to light when my foreign exchange sister, Adriana, visited me last spring.  She recalled so many memories that her 17-year-old self had of which my 10-year-old self had zero recollection.

But I will never forget the moment I met Sparky.

Adri was living with us at the time.  This sets me at 10, as previously stated.  My mom had used her newly purchased cellphone to call and tell me that she had picked out a new family car and was heading home.  Remembering how awesome it was to see our new minivan for the first time, I ran to the garage when I heard it open to see what gem she had picked out.  When I opened the door, I screamed as I saw no car, but instead my mother cradling a two month old Shih Tzu in her arms.  He was small enough to cup in my 10-year-old hands.  You sneaky mom...

I had never had a dog before.  I had always talked about wanting one, but I didn't realize how much I really wanted it until I met our new little guy.

We spent the evening playing with him in the living room.  He was shy - a trait my mom later told me was a factor in picking him out amongst his hyperactive brothers.  With a 9:00 p.m. bedtime, I only had a few hours with the puppy before I had to go to bed.  And it sucked.

Mornings at that age left me about 15 minutes alone in the house before I had to catch the bus.  Jordan was in middle school, Adri in high school, my mom worked, and my dad was home on weekends due to his job.  My 15 minute ritual consisted of laying on the couch and watching the first segment of Rugrats until I had to catch the bus.  That morning, I held my little Sparky as he fell asleep nestled against my chest.  I thought briefly about skipping school.  The thought of putting him in his crate was too much to bear.  So I pushed my time with him to limit, set him in his crate, and dragged myself to the curb where I barely caught my bus.

Throughout the years, Sparky blossomed into the (completely objective) perfect pet.  He was friendly.  We often joked that if anyone ever tried to rob our house, we would be screwed.  He'd just lick them to death.  He rarely barked - unless a pesky rabbit hopped outside the window.  But even then, it was never annoying.  A few barks out of his system, and he was done.

When we took him for walks, he'd boast to giant German Shepherds at a distance, but cower away the moment he realized he was within biting range.  Like a wimpy kid trying to impress a girl by bad mouthing the bully just outside of earshot.

During high school and home stays in college, Sparky would spend the nights in my room.  I'd put my comforter on the floor for him.  As we both settled into bed, I'd often hear the sounds of him thrashing about - picking up the comforter in an adorably carnal fashion to get it just right.  And some times when he'd fall asleep first, I'd hear his little yips as he dreamed.  Probably of walks and Snausages.  And if ever he got lonely on the floor, I'd hear a moment of silence before he leapt onto my bed and always, always nestled as close to my body as humanly possible.  Usually pushing my legs apart creating the least comfortable sleeping position for myself.

But I never cared.

I wasn't a really happy kid in high school.  I'd spend hours crying in my room over teenaged angst.  Some times I'd leave the door slightly ajar.  And who would push his little nose in and comfort me?  You may guess Jordan, but no.  It was Sparky.  I'd clutch him close.  My tears would coat the top of his head.  And he'd lick my chin and take all the incomprehensible angst.  For the life of me, I can't remember what I was crying about.  But I will always remember the soothing comfort he brought.  That's the power of unconditional puppy love.

I am not exaggerating when I say there was never a single guest in our house who didn't love Sparky.  Grown men would fall to their knees and speak in baby voices as they entered our house and pet the living daylights out of him.  Always the sucker for attention but never a whore for it, Sparky obliged every giddy entrance.

As I returned home more seldom in my college and post college years, my parents would gladly take in my suitcase as I ran into the house to greet the Sparkster.  His tail would shake so happily that his entire back half would shake with it.  In later years, he became less willing to run down the stairs when he heard the door open - his bones getting weaker and weaker.  But there was no way I'd walk into my house without a greeting from my Sparky.  So I would go straight upstairs to my parents' bed (his new favorite hangout), crawl under it, and give him a kiss and hug.

In those later years, I began saying my real goodbye to Sparky each time I left for the airport.  I'd spend about 10 minutes cuddling with him on the couch or in my bed just in case this was the last time.  But for about 6 years, Sparky managed to stick around for each return.

My last visit home was Thanksgiving, 2012.  At this point, the damn little guy kept proving me wrong, so I made my goodbye brief.  Like the Boy Who Cried Wolf.  Even without a return trip in sight, I never thought this one would actually be the last.

Until I got that call Monday.  I woke up earlier than I anticipated on Tuesday morning.  I knew what time his appointment was.  I kept imagining my little baby, so old, so tired, so unknowing of his fate in a few short hours.  I stayed awake until I knew it was time, and I cried myself back to sleep knowing in my heart that he was no longer with us.

I'll never return home to see that little face, full of so much love.  Full of so much comfort.  It's hard to believe.  I don't want to believe.  I have so many wonderful memories with such a wonderful pet, but now I can't shake the haunting visual I have of his final moments, as described to me by my mom.  As his body filled with drugs that lulled him into a calm that prepared him for a peaceful end.  I'd give anything to have one more night of uncomfortable sleep with him shoved up against me.  I'd give anything to give him a bath, even if he was such a little shit about it.  But most of all, I'd give anything to have someone look at me with such unabashedly love that he would give to me.

He's not just a dog.  He's a living, breathing companion and instant smile vessel.  He was my friend, my family.  And now all I have left is the indelible mark that memory leaves behind.

Sparky Williams - August 28, 1997 - December 24, 2013

And At Christmas, You Tell The Truth...

DAY ONE HUNDRED AND SEVEN: The Pauper's First Christmas

Our perceptions of reality have always been altered.  Conflicting ideologies paint the beliefs some people are willing to die for.  As children, we are taught that we celebrate Thanksgiving because it's when the Indians and Pilgrims sat down together and became best friends forever.  Until, of course, the Pilgrims raped the Indians, spreading incurable communicable diseases and stole their land only to essentially rape and pillage that as well.

The most egregious application of the taintification of reality would be the romantic comedy.  (Yes, even more so than the decimation of an entire people.  And yes, read the sarcasm, sit back, and enjoy an acerbic blog post from a Christmas Scrooge.)  I recently revisited a newly anointed Christmas perennial, Love Actually.  I believe it was Christmas of my 16th year of life the first time I caught it in an overpacked theater with some friends that preceded a ladies' dinner date at Pargo's Restaurant (R.I.P.) in Frederick, Maryland - my hometown.

I can't fully articulate what made me want to see it.  I had been a staunch cynic having come up completely and utterly empty-handed in the love like seriously, can we just pretend like I at least have lady bits department.  So rarely did I feel like spending my Friday or Saturday nights paying 8 bucks to spend an hour and a half Liz Lemoning all over a crowded theater.  But for some reason - maybe it was the allure of British accents or the undercooked French fries with that perfect style of Honey Mustard at Pargo's - that had me agreeing to see it.

And something weird happened to my body while doing so.  I smiled.  I laughed.  I got this warm gooey feeling inside of me that should not be read as inappropriate, you ass bags.  I had done it.  I had thoroughly enjoyed a romantic comedy.  Who am I?

By the time college had started, I purchased it and made it my own tradition to watch it every year at Christmas in the time leading up to my familial Christmas traditions.  And an away message quoting the infamous "Carol Singers posterboard" scene played an integral role in a pseudo relationship when I was 19 - the details of which are too pathetic and therefore rife with self-effacing humor to be told in a sentence or two.  So stay tuned.

So I carried on my tradition.  Even as I grew up and realized just how insipid the plots were, and how cringeworthy the writing is, and how cloying the music can be; I still always enjoyed that little warm and gooey Christmas pick me up.

Until the year I decided to spend Christmas alone instead of heading off to see my family in the same stupid city that stupid movie was stupid filmed in.

I'm not sure why I thought it'd be a good idea.  Some kind of masochistic inclination triggered by some late night whiskey after a long day at work.  Nevertheless, it happened.  And it wasn't pretty.

Everything I was willing to forgive was no longer unforgivable.  Hugh Grant falls in love with some girl just because she was silly enough to swear in front of *gasp* the prime minister?!  It's not the fucking pope.  And even he seems pretty chill by today's standards.

Alan Rickman, as Laura Linney's fucking boss feels it is appropriate to probe into her love life and make her feel awkward as hell just because we need a plot device?!  JOBS ARE HORRIBLE!  COMPANIES ARE NEVER AS COOL AS THEY ARE IN THE MOVIES!  UNLESS YOU WORK AT FUCKING DIGITAS WHICH I HAD TO PASS IN THE ELEVATORS EVERY DAY AT WORK AND WATCH AS WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A CORPORATE FUNHOUSE APPEARED BEFORE ME ON A DAILY BASIS ON MY WAY TO MY SOUL-SUCK OF A JOB!

But I digress.

Sam doesn't give a shit that his mom just died?!  DUDE!  Put the insipid puppy love on hold for a second and mourn the woman who has loved you unconditionally since you were a fetus.

So all these flaws started to come through the cracks.  I got mad at this movie I loved because it made my poor, blackened heart believe that Christmas was a time for goddamned miracles.  Christmas was a time you never had to feel alone.  Someone would be there for you.  Someone would care for you.  Someone would walk up to your front door and pull some elaborate, speechless speech to tell you how much they love you.

We watch movies like this because they give us hope.  Hope is the thing that keeps us going in life.  People cling to religion in the hope that life isn't just over when we die.  People with suicidal tendencies don't always go through with it because they have to hope that things are going to turn around.  And 26-year-old women still believe in fairy tales because it hurts too much to face reality.

Some naive part of me still believes something magical is going to happen in two days.  But the part of me that clings to those silly hopes is quickly dying.  Because even when you get the fairy tale, you only get the portion most movies allow you to see.  It's the law of gravity: what goes up, must come down.  After the fairy tale is over, life gets all mumblecore on us.  And what's really more depressing to watch?  The truth, or a fabrication of life too impossible to be real?  This Christmas, I'm going to pop open my Netflix, open up a bottle of whiskey, and watch some Blue Valentine.

Let it be known that Hannah's new Christmas tradition shall be watching the demise of Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams' marriage.  And watch Michelle Williams lose their poor dog.  Aw, poor dog.

Evolution Through Creation

DAY NINETY-FIVE: The Pauper Becomes the Second Option

"People love witnessing creation." - My improv teacher, Spike.

It's a simple and even obvious thought that still manages to confound people.  When we witness something, we witness it in one of two ways.  Option #1 is as a casual observer.  In the most basic sense of viewing something.  If it's funny, we allow our bodies to laugh.  If it is sad, we allow our bodies to cry.  If it's awful, we allow our bodies to throw peelable fruits in its general direction.

Option #2 is as an absorptive viewer.  If it's funny, we allow our bodies to laugh, and then we attempt to dissect why we are laughing.  Am I laughing due to physicality, situation, diametrically opposed ideologies?  In this option, we are no longer static members of the audience.  We can critique the creation in front of us, and that is how we become better creators ourselves.

It took me a long time to start absorbing my entertainment in this fashion.  A recent example that springs to mind is The Beatles' "I Am The Walrus," a song with lyrics like "I am the eggman," and "Goo goo goo joob."  It's a song that as a 14-year-old beginning to acclimate herself to the later Beatles canon, I took it mostly as "What a silly song!  Who would be sitting on a cornflake???"  But it was The Beatles.  And I grew up understanding that The Beatles were infallible artists.  Everything they created was inherently a masterpiece because, The Beatles.

As I was listening to that song the other day, I realized it still doesn't make much goddamned sense, and from my knowledge of The Beatles, I'm fairly positive hallucinatory drugs are partially - if not completely - responsible for this song.  But to write down those lyrics, create melodies, and commit them to a recording - that requires the lack of inhibitions that creation stems from.  It's the reason talented people go undiscovered and untalented people are swimming in their Scrooge McDuck money pits.  You have to remove all sense of inhibition: fear of failure and need for perfection.  You are going to fail while creating.  But if you are good at it, no one will notice.

I've been having a really great time reviewing shows, movies and music I held so dear as a child.  Even as a child, I knew witnessing Buffy the Vampire Slayer was witnessing something special.  And I'd like to think some of Joss Whedon's sense of humor molded a bit of my own.  But re-watching episodes as a 26-year-old who is a decade older than the characters were at the start of the series, I can appreciate the beauty of the story-telling from a new angle.  An episode like "The Body" always felt like something special, but paying attention to the lack of sound, the patience of holding a moment, the out of frame paramedic, and the way each character acts in response - these are no longer elements I take for granted as appearing out of thin air and onto my television screen.  These are products of many people brainstorming in an office until they realize the perfect capper to Anya's inability to understand mortality and Willow's frantic outfit choices would be Anya finding the desired sweater and replacing it next to the chair nonchalantly.

It's watching Can't Hardly Wait 8 years removed from high school and having it resonate 8 times more.  It's understanding that the people who created that movie weren't just some "let's make a high school rager that will net us some money."  It's seeing a writer grappling with the idea of fate, and clinging to the hope that something besides our own meandering thoughts are guiding us through this thing called life, and it's committing that idea to paper.  It's having the courage to tell a story.  The courage to be judged.  The courage to create.

A few years ago, I felt adrift in my early twentysomething bullshit.  I was talking to a friend of mine who had about 3 years on me.  I was concerned that I spent too much time listening to depressing music, drinking wine, and expelling my emotions through aquatic viscera leaking out of my eyeballs.  She told me that was a fine thing to do, as long as I was an active participant in my emotional journey.  It's one thing to cry uncontrollably and spew "whoa is me" bile throughout your brain.  But the only way for such an act to be considered conducive to your emotional and mental well-being is to actively participate in your pain.  "Why am I crying?  Why does this hurt?  How did I get here?  And what can I do to stop it?"  It's a much healthier practice than "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"  See the difference?

So let's all try to be more active participants in our consumption.  Be it sources of entertainment, conversations, or our own thoughts.  If we become more active in our lives, we'll be able to create more.  And there's nothing more impressive to witness than creation.